Dear Concerned/interested citizen,

Due to the way the Earth is being run we are taking control by force, whether you like it or not. The two of us shall extend our reach to each corner of the globe and generally improve the presenation and nature of the globe as we know it. Un fortunately you may not agree with our ideas, but quite frankly, why should we care? We can smite you, so ha. Look folks, I am very close friends with the leaders of the world and we have all agreed that the only way to progress is by letting a zany person rule the planet, without any intervention.

So, it was also agreed that I set up a website to tell the people of the world about the consequen---bladdy-bladdy-blah.

Enjoy,

Your soon to be Overlord.                         

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